Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...