Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...