Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...