Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.