THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...