One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Try to catch the rabbit
|The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...