Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!