Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...