Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...