The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...