Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...