Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...