Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....