Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Signs and notices 10
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign for a...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!