Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...