Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...