No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...