A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...