The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...