The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...