How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...