A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...