A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...