Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris…
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool,...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.