DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...