Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....