Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...