Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Insurance Claim
(name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...