A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...