Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.