Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...