How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.