Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Watch out!
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...