Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...