You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...