OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Marital Sex
While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...