Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...