Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...