Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...