Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...