Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...