What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Breast Awareness
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The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...