Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.