Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Stock market report
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A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...