May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...