Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Married to a Sex Maniac
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...