Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...