What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
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These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
One-liners for kids.
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...