Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!