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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
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If Dell ran Christmas…
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Smart little johnny
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I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Warning labels
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The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...