Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...