What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...